How To NOT Flush Yourself Down The Toilet!

And other helpful advice so you can soar like a bird!


a black and white photo of a bird flying in the sky

So I was a bird, soaring in the clear blue sky, when someone down far below aimed their shotgun towards me (or towards something close to me?) and fired. I fell like a lead weightto the ground and landed with a painful “thud”. When I carefully examined myself, I couldn’t find a gunshot wound. 

The shot must have just grazed my ear (Wait – Do birds have ears – WHATEVER!).

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