Here Is Our Christmas Letter To Update You On Our Family and Our Year!

Please find our annual holiday “Newsletter1” below!
This is where we update you on our family and share some insightful sayings that our family members shared this year to encourage you! And so, “What happened this year?” You ask? I’m glad you asked!
Thanks for liking me! I like you too! – Proven HERE, HERE, and HERE! Let’s journey together!
Well, our youngest child decided to leave home a year earlier than anticipated.
She’s planning to move out this summer, which sent me into a (SLIGHT!) identity spiral:
“Who am I if I am not a mom homeschooling her kids?”
Luckily, I have been researching starting another Master’s Degree (I’m smarter than I let on) or a certificate, or additional schooling of some sort, to try to claw my way into some sort of cultural significance. (Or should I get more counselling instead to work on the neuroses that drive me? Well, I guess we’ll see whether a year of schooling or a year of therapy is cheaper.)
As long as I have enough going on to keep me busy and distracted, that’s my goal!
So, yes, given my new plans, as described above, for when all the kids move out, everything is great!
Now that we’ve got all that sappy and annoying “real” stuff out of the way, not much has really changed around here.
We putter around a bit. Our kids putter around a bit, do their homeschooling, and then they move out and leave us, one after the other. (That’s FINE! Who cares?). Our animals, a dog and a rabbit, putter around a bit, too, as usual.
That’s about it.
Anyway, without further ado, here are some quotes family members said last year. May you have a good laugh (At our expense?! – WAIT! IF you laugh, EVEN ONCE, MAKE SURE you send us some of the stupid stuff YOU said so we can laugh at you, too!)
Why not?
We’re all ridiculous. We might as well admit it! And then let’s laugh together!
Andy to me: “Yes! I DO want you to come to the hockey game with me! Why? Because I’ll have more fun if you’re there! Everything is better with you. You’re like whipped cream.”
Did I mention that we are celebrating twenty-five years of marriage this year? If you’re marriage is on the rocks, copy and paste what Andy said here to your wife! More marriage advice HERE and HERE and below!
Kyah, as she was about to do math – “Oh wait. I have to get my headset so I can listen to classical music so I won’t cry.”
And so, as you can see, not much changes in our homeschooling rhythms, either! “If you have to cry, go ahead and do it!” is what I say when I homeschool my kids! You can find more helpful homeschooling advice HERE and HERE!
Me to a young man from our church, “You’re a good boy.”
Kyah: “Mom! Why do you talk to him like that! That’s the same way you talk to the dog!”
Young man: “She’s trying to embarrass me, but she ends up embarrassing herself.”
Me: (!)
THE POINT is that not much seems to change with me, either, despite my pouring money into (obviously useless) therapy! However, more articles on how to excel relationally and even to have fun with others can be found HERE and HERE!
Significant changes in our home INCLUDE that our predator (dog) and prey (bunny) ARE changing!
A LOT!
Andy to me: “You are like Cesar Millan. You ARE the dog whisperer.” The dog was peacefully lying at my feet during supper2.
Then Andy said, “I NEVER thought I would say THAT about YOU!”
Me, thinking: “WHY did he have to say that last line?”
However, we can now leave our dog and bunny alone together – unattended! Actually, our bunny gently (but manipulatively) nibbled at the dog’s toes once. Our dog is so sweet and good-natured that the bunny now terrifies the dog when she jumps around the house, asserting her dominance.
(I’m sure there’s some great marriage advice in there somewhere, but I’ll need some careful reflection time to extract it from this life situation. So I may require a lot of time for skiing, relaxing in the hot tub, etc., during this Christmas break. However stay tuned and expectantly anticipate more helpful relationship advice this coming year!)
And so, Merry Christmas! We hope you feel caught up on everything that happened in our lives this year! And we pray God overflows your lives with blessings, as you hang fast to the rope as it swings you through life!
You’re welcome!
Good luck!
Photo Credit – This is us in a choir that we joined this year. (Maybe new things ARE brewing…?) Do you sense a possible change in the weather, too, friend?
Forget about what’s happened;
don’t keep going over old history.
Be alert, be present. I’m about to do something brand-new.
It’s bursting out! Don’t you see it?
Don’t you see it, friend?
Thanks for liking me! I like you too! – Proven HERE, HERE, and HERE! Let’s journey together!
1 News! Hahahahaha!
2 (Because I “dropped” my food.) But why tell everyone that part?
