The more astute of you1 will have noticed that my post-publishing frequency has decreased lately from a profusion of three times per week to a paltry two times per week!
I hope you will be comforted by the following reason for this significant decline.2
I need to do lots and lots of “Research” this summer so I can write my book!3
To update you on my book writing progress, I am currently in the process of choosing a perfect title. How, you ask?
Good question.
With my astute perception that easily grasps current cultural trends and fads, as definitely proven HERE, HERE, and HERE, I have noticed that many of the best-selling books in the bookstores have the *F* word and other terrible words in them that would never be uttered by me or by my homeschooled children.
For example, check out this book I recently purchased.4
Disclaimer: This book has a bad word in its subtitle!
OUTRAGEOUS!
And yet, since shocking words in the titles, subtitles, and text is currently the magic formula that ensures a book’s success5, I plan to spend the summer (in addition to lazing at a nearby lake, of course) writing a list all the bad words I know and combining them with less inflammatory words (to moderate the shock) and therefore, to write the perfect book tittle!
I recommend the same approach for other would-be writers! As I always say, follow the crowd! There will undoubtedly be success somewhere in a big group!
You’re welcome!
Good luck!
I am only slightly dumbfounded about what to write on all the pages of the book itself, but one step at a time!
To finish today’s writing, which is meant to encourage and refresh you, I must inform you that given the sudden decrease of my writing frequency, I herewith remove myself of all liabilities of the consequences of your life decisions due to the impact of my sudden relative absence in my writing, which of course, impacts how and what decisions you make in life.6
Don’t worry. I’ll return to writing with increased frequency soon to show you the correct paths for abundant living!
And if you need help and I’m not immediately available – Why not try God, friend?7
God said, “My presence will go with you . . .”
Photo Credit: Child Looking Up To Someone by Cardia Gong on Unsplash
1 Those who hang off of every word I write and, thus clearly the most intelligent of readers
2 Yes! The weather has suddenly gotten much lovelier, but I’m sure that has nothing to do with it!
3 The only trouble is that I’ve used the excuse of writing a book the last two summers, and I’ve looked all around for the book that I wrote, but I can’t find it!
4 I meant to say- this is an example of a terrible book that I would NEVER purchase myself!
5 Visit your local bookstore for many examples in the “Recent Bestsellers” section of books with bad words in them. DISCLAIMER – These books have bad words in them!
6 Now, what should I make for dinner and do for the rest of my evening and the rest of my life, I wonder? My life is so much more complicated when I don’t have people to guide every moment! I feel almost lost!
7 You never know! He may even have something valuable to say that could help you or be able to guide you like a Shepherd leading a lamb to living water to satisfy your unquenchable thirst or to encourage you to follow Him into a new adventure if you find you don’t have anything better to do this summer and figure you might as well spend a few minutes learning to quiet yourself and have some of the greatest moments of your life encountering the God who loves you and is waiting for you. And may your soul find the Source of peace, friend.
Thank you for liking me! I like you too! Let’s journey together!







